*loooooong sigh*

Mister Jack, was this really necessary?

Where's that thief lad with the purple hair? I appear to be in the possession of his body at the moment.

Since I'm sure Mister Jack will have plenty of festivities for us this coming April 1st, I expect everyone to behave otherwise! There better be no firecrackers, no vandalism, and no tampering with faucets, salt shakers or clocks!

I've pulled seen plenty of pranks pulled in my time, so don't think you can pull a fast one on me, either!

Mister Jack! Would you be so kind as to keep your late pet out of my office? He's been tripping me up everywhere I turn!

...and yes, I'm aware he's incorporeal! He keeps catching me by surprise!

What IS it about the dogs around here, anyway?